YOU’RE A TWAT

FUNNY PRIVATE MESSAGES / PHOTOS / VIDEOS / 18+

HOW TO SEND
A VERY PERSONAL
“YOU’RE A TWAT.”

Somebody forgot the birthday, abandoned the trolley, ruined the group photo or committed another harmless act of exceptional twattery. YAT turns the moment into a polished private reveal for a mate who gets the joke.

MAKE ONE NOW →SEE THE THREE STEPS ↓
FROM 99P · GUEST CHECKOUT AVAILABLE · NOTHING SENDS AUTOMATICALLY
WATCH: ONE PRIVATE JOKE. THREE WAYS TO SEND IT.

CHOOSE THE FORMAT

TYPE IT.
STAMP IT.
SAY IT.

01 / 99P

THE QUICK TWAT

Write the reason and create a branded private reveal link. Ideal for a forgotten birthday, empty milk carton, dodgy parking job or group-chat offence.

CREATE A MESSAGE →
02 / £1.49

THE PHOTO TWAT

Add an adult photo you have permission to use, choose YAT, TWAT or TWATTED, position the stamp and save the exact finished picture before paying.

CREATE A PHOTO →
03 / £1.99

THE VIDEO TWAT

Record or choose up to 20 seconds. YAT embeds the opening, logo, watermark, 18+ mark and closing verdict into the video on your device.

CREATE A VIDEO →

THE SIMPLE BIT

YOU MAKE IT.
YOU CHECK IT.
YOU SEND IT.

  1. 01

    CHOOSE THE PERSON AND APP

    Add their first name or nickname, then choose WhatsApp, text, email or copy link. Their contact details stay on your device.

  2. 02

    CREATE THE PRIVATE JOKE

    Write what happened, set the Twat rating and choose a personal message, branded photo or short video.

  3. 03

    REVIEW, PAY AND PRESS SEND

    Confirm the finished result and price, pay through Stripe, then YAT opens the app you chose. You make the final decision to send.

Fictional YAT example for a forgotten birthdayFORGOT THE BIRTHDAY
Fictional YAT example for an abandoned shopping trolleyABANDONED THE TROLLEY
Fictional YAT example for bad parkingPARKED LIKE THAT

THE GOLDEN RULE

FUNNY NEEDS
BOUNDARIES.

Keep it about harmless behaviour between adults who know each other. No threats, hate, doxxing, sexual content, repeated unwanted contact, private details, serious allegations, public pile-ons or children.

READ THE SAFETY RULES →READ THE PRIVACY NOTICE →

STRAIGHT ANSWERS

BEFORE YOU
PRESS SEND.

What is YOU’RE A TWAT?+

YAT is an adults-only British comedy service for turning a harmless everyday mistake into a funny private reveal between friends.

How do I send a YAT?+

Choose who it is for and how you want to share it, write the reason, select a message, photo or video, review the finished result, pay securely and press Send in your chosen app.

Does YAT contact the recipient automatically?+

No. YAT prepares the private reveal and opens WhatsApp, Messages, email or your phone’s share menu. You check everything and press Send yourself.

Can I send a photo or video?+

Yes. A Photo Twat adds your chosen YAT stamp to an adult photo you have permission to use. A Video Twat embeds YAT branding into a clip of up to 20 seconds on your own device.

Is my YAT public?+

Private is the default. Nothing appears on the public Twat Board unless the sender nominates it, the recipient and everyone shown agrees, and YAT approves it.

Is YAT for adults only?+

Yes. YAT is an 18+ service and must not be used to target children or send threatening, hateful, sexual, humiliating or privacy-invasive content.

THEY DID WHAT?

SOMEBODY
HAD TO SAY IT.

SEND A TWAT →18+ · PRIVATE BY DEFAULT · FROM 99P