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NEWCASTLE UNITED’S KIT DESK
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03SHARE IT YOURSELF
ABANDONED TROLLEY / 4.6
FORGOTTEN ANNIVERSARY / 5.0
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WHAT A
TWAT.
The internet’s funniest public mistakes, strange posts, live-TV disasters and failed dignity—without the grim stuff.
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TWAT OF THE DAYNEWCASTLE UNITED’S KIT DESKStarted in black and white. Spotted the colour clash. Changed shirts before half-time.PHOTO: Steven Lek · CC BY-SA 4.0
FOOTBALL / COMMERCIAL OWN GOALBURNLEY FC’S SPONSORSHIP DESKSigned the shirt sponsor. Filmed the star-studded advert. Scrapped the lot 42 days later.PHOTO: Trappedinburnley · CC BY-SA 4.0
TWAT OF THE DAY / MUSIC MEETS POLITICSTRUMP’S SOCIAL MEDIA TEAMUsed Taylor Swift’s music again. The soundtrack disappeared. The silent video stayed.PHOTO: iHeartRadioCA · CC BY 3.0
MUSIC / HEADLINER GOSSIPTHE GLASTONBURY RUMOUR MILLBooked Madonna for 2027 without asking Glastonbury. Emily Eavis replied: definitely not.PHOTO: Raph_PH · CC BY 2.0
MUSIC / DOUZE-POINT POLITICSTHE EUROVISION VOTE MACHINEDiscovered Eurovision voting can get political. Proposed rules to make it less Eurovision.PHOTO: MrSilesian · CC BY-SA 4.0
TWAT OF THE DAY / POLITICSDONALD TRUMPDeclared himself ‘very good at grass’. Then kept going into the weeds.PHOTO: Daniel Torok / The White House · Public domain
FOOTBALL / SPYGATESOUTHAMPTON SPYGATEStarted the new season with the manager’s future still stuck in Spygate VAR.PHOTO: Simon Burchell · CC BY-SA 4.0
POLITICS / FACT CHECKDONALD TRUMPBlamed vandals for the pool damage. The evidence pointed at a botched installation.PHOTO: Daniel Torok / The White House · Public domain
POLITICS / ELECTION REWINDDONALD TRUMPBooked primetime television. Used it to rewind to debunked election claims.PHOTO: Daniel Torok / The White House · Public domain
THE FUNNY STUFF FIRSTOFF THE
OFF THE
CUFF.
Gaffes, rogue microphones, bizarre posts, terrible answers and other entirely avoidable internet history.
VIRAL + VERIFIEDPHOTO: Trappedinburnley · CC BY-SA 4.0 ↗
FOOTBALL / COMMERCIAL OWN GOAL
BURNLEY FC’S SPONSORSHIP DESK
Signed the shirt sponsor. Filmed the star-studded advert. Scrapped the lot 42 days later.
FORTY-TWO-DAY OWN GOALVIRAL + VERIFIEDPHOTO: iHeartRadioCA · CC BY 3.0 ↗
TWAT OF THE DAY / MUSIC MEETS POLITICS
TRUMP’S SOCIAL MEDIA TEAM
Used Taylor Swift’s music again. The soundtrack disappeared. The silent video stayed.
SOUND-OF-SILENCE TWATTERYVIRAL + VERIFIEDPHOTO: Raph_PH · CC BY 2.0 ↗
MUSIC / HEADLINER GOSSIP
THE GLASTONBURY RUMOUR MILL
Booked Madonna for 2027 without asking Glastonbury. Emily Eavis replied: definitely not.
PYRAMID-STAGE FAN FICTIONVIRAL + VERIFIEDPHOTO: MrSilesian · CC BY-SA 4.0 ↗
MUSIC / DOUZE-POINT POLITICS
THE EUROVISION VOTE MACHINE
Discovered Eurovision voting can get political. Proposed rules to make it less Eurovision.
DOUZE-POINT DAMAGE CONTROLVIRAL + VERIFIEDPHOTO: Daniel Torok / The White House · Public domain ↗
TWAT OF THE DAY / POLITICS
DONALD TRUMP
Declared himself ‘very good at grass’. Then kept going into the weeds.
LAWN-ORDER TWATTERYVIRAL + VERIFIEDPHOTO: Australian Government · CC BY 3.0 AU ↗
POLITICS / LIVE TV
BARNABY JOYCE
Paused a tough political interview to shout at his dog. The dog won the segment.
OFF-LEASH TWATTERYVIRAL + VERIFIEDPHOTO: Petr Magera · CC BY 2.0 ↗
ENTERTAINMENT / QUIZ SHOW
JEREMY CLARKSON
Gave a contestant the wrong answer. Cost her £7,000. Had to phone in an apology.
FINAL-ANSWER TWATTERYVIRAL + VERIFIEDPHOTO: The White House · Public domain ↗
ENTERTAINMENT / ON-AIR GAFFE
ALYSSA FARAH GRIFFIN
Called Donald Trump Jr.’s wedding a funeral live on air. Corrected it—eventually.
WRONG-CEREMONY TWATTERYVIRAL + VERIFIEDPHOTO: Tina Hager / The White House · Public domain ↗
OFF THE CUFF / OFFICIAL MEME
THE WHITE HOUSE SOCIAL TEAM
Put Nancy Pelosi in the Teletubbies sun. Called it government communications.
BRAIN-ROT-BY-PRESS-OFFICEVIRAL + VERIFIEDPHOTO: ITV / Wikimedia Commons · Editorial identification ↗
OFF THE CUFF / BREAKFAST TV
GOOD MORNING BRITAIN
Interviewed Delta Goodrem. Accidentally broadcast a giant c-word fan at breakfast.
BEFORE-THE-WATERSHED TWATTERYMORE TWAT NEWS
THE RECEIPTS DESK.
The fuller source-checked archive, with the original coverage linked on every card.
SOURCE-CHECKEDPHOTO: Simon Burchell · CC BY-SA 4.0 ↗
SOUTHAMPTON SPYGATE
Started the new season with the manager’s future still stuck in Spygate VAR.
BBC Sport reported that Southampton began the new season with Tonda Eckert’s future still uncertain. The club has already faced EFL punishment over its training-ground spying case, while separate FA charges remain unresolved.
5.0/ 5
TACTICAL-ESPIONAGE TWATTERY
TACTICAL-ESPIONAGE TWATTERY
SOURCE-CHECKEDPHOTO: Daniel Torok / The White House · Public domain ↗
DONALD TRUMP
Blamed vandals for the pool damage. The evidence pointed at a botched installation.
An AP Fact Focus found false and misleading claims in Trump’s account of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool renovation. Prosecutors moved to dismiss a vandalism case after new evidence indicated contractor installation problems caused the damage.
4.7/ 5
DRAINED-POOL TWATTERY
DRAINED-POOL TWATTERY
SOURCE-CHECKEDPHOTO: Daniel Torok / The White House · Public domain ↗
DONALD TRUMP
Booked primetime television. Used it to rewind to debunked election claims.
AP reported that Trump used a national address to revive disputed claims about the 2020 election while arguing for tighter voting rules. CBS and MS NOW stopped carrying the speech before it ended; Fox News continued.
4.9/ 5
REWIND-BUTTON TWATTERY
REWIND-BUTTON TWATTERY
SOURCE-CHECKEDPHOTO: Ministry of Defence · OGL 3.0 ↗
WES STREETING
A private joke about prisoner releases became a very public apology.
ITV News reported that the Defence Secretary apologised after comments about early prisoner releases were picked up by a microphone. He described it as a moment of levity and apologised for offence caused.
4.3/ 5
HOT-MIC TWATTERY
HOT-MIC TWATTERY
SOURCE-CHECKEDPHOTO: The White House · Public domain ↗
TRUMP + FIFA
The president phoned FIFA. The World Cup red-card ban then disappeared.
AP reported that Donald Trump asked FIFA president Gianni Infantino to review Folarin Balogun’s red card. FIFA then suspended the automatic one-match ban, prompting astonishment from Belgium.
4.8/ 5
VAR-BY-PHONE TWATTERY
VAR-BY-PHONE TWATTERY
SOURCE-CHECKEDPHOTO: Mohammad Amin Ansari · CC BY 4.0 ↗
ESTEBAN ANDRADA
Got sent off. Punched an opponent. Then had to apologise for the encore.
BBC Sport reported that goalkeeper Esteban Andrada punched an opponent after being shown a red card during a Mexican league match. He later apologised publicly and said he had made a mistake.
5.0/ 5
DOUBLE-DOWN TWATTERY
DOUBLE-DOWN TWATTERY
SOURCE-CHECKEDPHOTO: Bristol Green Party · CC0 ↗
ZACK POLANSKI
Lived on a houseboat. Somehow let the correct council tax drift away.
Sky News reported that Green Party leader Zack Polanski apologised for failing to pay the correct council tax while living on a London houseboat and took steps to pay any amount found to be owed.
4.5/ 5
UP-THE-CREEK TWATTERY
UP-THE-CREEK TWATTERY
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THE TWAT BOARD / DUAL CONSENT ONLY
THEY SENT IT.
YOU BOTH APPROVED IT.
Photo and Video Twats can now graduate from the group chat to the public Board—but only when the sender nominates it, the recipient signs in, everyone shown is 18+ and agrees, and YAT approves the post.
SENDERNOMINATES
RECIPIENTAPPROVES
YATREVIEWS
NOTHINGAUTOMATIC.
SO, WHAT ACTUALLY IS IT?
ONE APP.
THREE WAYS TO SAY IT.
01 / PRIVATE
SEND IT TO THEM
Describe what they did, set the severity, then send the private reveal by WhatsApp, text or any sharing app.
02 / THE FEED
POST THE MOMENT
Post the public gaffe, strange headline, social-media disaster or everyday moment. Add the story and let the community react.
03 / THE VERDICT
ASK THE CROWD
Not sure whether you were the Twat? Tell both sides and let everyone else deliver the brutally simple answer.
NEW / NIGHT OUTTHE CONE
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AFTER-DARK TWATTERY / 18+
THE MORNING
AFTER HAS
EVIDENCE.
A ridiculous dance. The kebab decision. The traffic cone that somehow came home. Upload the harmless moment—with everyone’s agreement—and YAT can turn it into a moderated feed story.
FUNNY, AWAKE, SAFE, CONSENTING.No unconscious people. No injuries. No nudity. No humiliation. Nothing publishes automatically.
SEND IT STRAIGHT FROM YOUR PHONE
NO QR CODE.
NO FAFF.
Write what they did, choose how to reach them, then your phone opens the message already written and addressed. You check it and tap Send.
WRITE IT. MAKE IT PERSONAL.
Choose a category, explain the moment and optionally add a permitted photo for a “TWAT 😂” card.
CHOOSE THE PERSON
Add their mobile number or email—or leave it blank and choose them inside your messaging app.
TAP WHATSAPP, TEXT OR EMAIL
The private link and message are prepared automatically. You stay in control and press Send.
ON A COMPUTER?Copy the private link or use a QR code. On a phone, the proper sharing buttons come first.
WATCH IT / 21 SECONDS
THIS IS
HOW YOU
TWAT.
See something ridiculous. Photograph it or write it down. Send it privately, post it to the feed, or ask the crowd. The verdict becomes a shareable card built for group chats and socials.
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THE IDEA
A ridiculous idea.
Built seriously.
Not a pile-on. Not a permanent blacklist. A brilliantly designed social ritual for calling out the behaviour—not destroying the person.
01private link∞ways to be a twat
FROM REAL LIFE TO THE GROUP CHAT
The entire idea.
In three pictures.
01 / SPOT ITTHERE’S THE EVIDENCE.
SEE SOMETHING TWATTY
A public gaffe. A rogue microphone. An astonishing post. Or an everyday offence your group chat needs to see.
02 / POST OR SENDYOU CHOOSE THE AUDIENCE.
PRIVATE OR PUBLIC
Send a private reveal to the culprit—or post the moment to the community feed without naming or exposing them.
03 / THE VERDICTTHE CROWD HAS SPOKEN.
RATE. REACT. RETURN FIRE.
The community scores the behaviour. The recipient can accept it, appeal it or Twat you straight back.
YAT / IN THE WILD
LEAVE A CARD.
START SOMETHING.
Twenty beautifully made cards. Twenty private reveals. One extremely questionable present for your mates.
PHYSICAL TWAT CARDSCOMING AFTER THE PRIVATE BETA
THE KILLER FEATURE
YOU’VE BEEN
TWATTED.
One mysterious link. One cinematic verdict. One irresistible button to fire back.
YATPRIVATE TWAT · 18+
THE COMMITTEE HAS SPOKEN
YOU’VE
BEEN
TWATTED.
4.9/ 5
CERTIFIED TWAT
CERTIFIED TWAT
THIS PICTURE APPEARS WHEN THE LINK IS SHAREDSHARE YAT ANYWHERE
ONE LINK.
A PROPER FIRST IMPRESSION.
Copy the main link for a post, bio or message and it carries the full YAT preview automatically—showing private messages, photo stamps and video Twats at a glance. Every Twatwatch story can also create its own portrait YAT card for social posts and Stories.
youreatwat.comNEW / PERSONAL / PRIVATE / 18+
DON’T JUST TYPE IT.
SAY IT.
Record up to 20 seconds explaining exactly why they’ve been a Twat. YAT builds the logo, opening verdict, watermark and closing screen into the actual video before you pay and share it.
- 01RECORD THE VERDICT
- 02YAT BRANDS THE VIDEO ON YOUR PHONE
- 03PAY, CHOOSE THE APP, PRESS SEND
REC · 00:18YOU’VE JUST
BEEN TWATTED.PRIVATE VIDEO + REVEAL LINK
BEEN TWATTED.PRIVATE VIDEO + REVEAL LINK
£1.99THE VIDEO TWAT
LIVE STRIPE PRICING / 18+ / MEMBER OFFER
JOIN. SAVE 15%.
THEN BACK TO NORMAL.
NO ACCOUNT REQUIRED: anyone can still create, pay and send at the standard price. YAT members get 15% off their first three individual Quick, Photo or Video Twats. The server records each completed discount, Stripe applies it at checkout, and the fourth send automatically returns to the standard price. Packs are excluded.
TEXT CARD + PRIVATE LINK
Create the joke, get the reveal link and share it yourself through WhatsApp, Messages or another app.
PHOTO CARD + PRIVATE LINK
Add an adult photo you have permission to use and generate the full stamped reveal.
BRANDED VIDEO + PRIVATE REVEAL
Say exactly why they’re a Twat in up to 20 seconds. The YAT identity stays inside the shared video, even if it is saved or forwarded.
FIVE STANDARD CREDITS
Five paid text-card sends in one purchase, with a better margin and a lower price per send.
DELIVERY THAT MAKES SENSEYou share from your own phone, so YAT does not charge you an inflated messaging fee. Automated SMS can be added later as a separately priced option after safety and consent testing.
THE TWAT FEED
Today’s finest
questionable behaviour.
LEFT ON READ01
I read the message. Replied three business days later with ‘haha’.
I saw it immediately, forgot it twice and eventually sent one syllable. I accept the charge.
4.7/ 5
MAJOR TWAT
MAJOR TWAT
Anonymous self-report · Manchester
BAD PARKING02
Parked across two spaces like the white lines were merely a suggestion.
Plenty of room for the car. Very little room for personal growth.
4.4/ 5
PARKING TWAT
PARKING TWAT
Car park witness · Bristol
DOMESTIC TWATTERY03
Finished the milk and returned the empty bottle to the fridge.
Claims they were ‘going to recycle it later’. A chilling lack of remorse.
4.9/ 5
CERTIFIED TWAT
CERTIFIED TWAT
Household tribunal · Leeds
WORKPLACE OFFENCE04
Filled the sink while the empty dishwasher sat twelve inches away.
A masterclass in creating work for somebody who is definitely not them.
4.8/ 5
OFFICE TWAT
OFFICE TWAT
Kitchen witness · Birmingham
FORGOT SOMETHING05
Remembered the birthday. Unfortunately, it was yesterday.
Claims the date ‘moved around this year’. The cake would like a word.
4.9/ 5
FORGETFUL TWAT
FORGETFUL TWAT
Relationship tribunal · London
FORGOT SOMETHING06
Booked the anniversary dinner. Forgot to attend the anniversary dinner.
The candles showed more commitment to the evening than they did.
5/ 5
ANNIVERSARY TWAT
ANNIVERSARY TWAT
Relationship tribunal · Edinburgh
TROLLEY CRIME07
Abandoned the trolley across the last empty parking space.
The trolley bay was twenty steps away. Apparently that was an expedition.
4.6/ 5
TROLLEY TWAT
TROLLEY TWAT
Car park witness · Newcastle
NIGHT OUT08
Borrowed a traffic cone. Wore it like formal headwear.
Everybody pictured approved the evidence. The cone has declined to comment.
4.8/ 5
AFTER-DARK TWAT
AFTER-DARK TWAT
Consented group-chat evidence · London
18+
PRIVATE BETA / FIRST ACCESS
GET IN
BEFORE EVERY
OTHER TWAT.
Membership is open. Sign in with ChatGPT, use a verified email, choose a public display name and unlock the first-three welcome offer.
MEMBERSHIP OPEN
Three sends. Fifteen percent off.
The saving applies to completed Quick, Photo and Video checkouts only. Each one is recorded against your member account; after number three, Stripe shows the standard price automatically.
DUAL-CONSENT COMMUNITYMember accounts · Moderated Board · No automatic messages · No under-18s
THE GOLDEN RULE
Don’t be a twat about
calling someone a twat.
Keep it about behaviour. No threats. No hate. No doxxing. No pile-ons. No children. If the joke needs someone’s private information, it isn’t our joke.